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"Do or do not, there is no try." ~ Yoda

welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

dogs-will-take-over-the-world:

“My daddy threw me in therapy
He thinks I’m not a real man

Who put the drag in the drag queen
Don’t knock it until you tried it

King for a day, princess by dawn”

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

carradineway:

harryedward:

Vine needs to be stopped

Spitted my whole water out, fam.

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turning-in-circ1es:

Spooky…

What if you went to this place at night and somewhere among the sea of red boxes a telephone started to ring?

Pick it up. It’s for you.

And on the other line : “Are you my mummy?”

As you drop the phone in horror, you start running, and running. 

And then you see it. Standing starkly against the rusted red phone boxes there is a single blue box.